Look at all the tattoos I have!

I don’t know if I’ve ranted about this before, but I’m going to do it anyway.

What the fuck is with girls (or even guys) who get the tiniest of tattoos, and then have the odacity to count how many tattoos they have?

“ohai, I have this tiny heart tattoed behind my ear! that was my first one, then I got this butterfly the size of a dime, tattooed on my hip! that was my second one” etc, etc.

yeah, they’re tattoos, but… they don’t even count.
not to mention, why bother counting them?
Does having 2439082902 miniscule tattoos make you any more cool than the next person?
I think not.

Another thing I hate is people who get tattoos that have NO relevance to anything.
Now you can say “well maybe it does have some meaning”
No, I’ve had people tell me they get tattoos for NO reason.
No story behind them, no reasoning behind it, nothing.

If you want tattoos, get them, by all means.
But don’t take 2389472 pictures of them, saying “this is number 4”
No one cares how many miniature tattoos you have.
In fact, unless you have an interesting story behind it… most people don’t care about your tattoos at all.